i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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