nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
