I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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