I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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