Bisexual people are plain selfish.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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