so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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