This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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