Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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