escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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