eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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