Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
The police scanner is talking about you again....
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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