end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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