Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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