Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
His hands were made for my vagina.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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