i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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