she was so not down for the gang bang
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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