your parents love me but you hate me
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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