Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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