Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
