I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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