i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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