Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Houston, we have a blender
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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