at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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