he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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