Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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