Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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