So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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