so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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