Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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