the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I supernannyed him into submission
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
