Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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