just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
