when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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