I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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