so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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