Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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