Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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