and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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