Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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