He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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