is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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