you guys were way drunker than both of me
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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