Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I would ride that face into the sunset
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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