Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
as a side note pls kill me
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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