I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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