thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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