Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
im holly from the hills drunk
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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