i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Small penises have feelings too.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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