yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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