and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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