i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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