We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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